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It would have definitely been in the style of Elton John. 🎶 The Palavis kicked out long ago Like sandals in the bin... 🎶

That's superb!

Ha! Excellent. Double trouble.

Show us May's, you cowards!

The bread knife scene is ace. Cold.

Down the back of her settee.

May mighty Taranis rain his thunderbolts upon them, and may wise Epona, Lady of Horses, trample them to dust!

Cheers man!

That looks right up my strasse, and will be next on my list, if I can find it anywhere. A Michael Moorcock recommendation is always a good sign for me....

We have this problem with all sorts - bumblebees, dragonflies, butterflies. We've got bifold doors at the back of the house, and despite the massive open escape route, they insist on flying up into the light wells in the ceiling. We have invested in an extendable fishing net for rescue purposes.

Ace, the Butcher Bird! I saw a Glossy Ibis just outside Minehead the other day. Couldn't believe it, but on looking it up, they are occasional visitors.

Miss Marple crossover in frame one.

These puppet shops are everywhere now, aren't they. You know what I think it is, money laundering.

Because of Shipman, apparently. Cut to me driving around with a boot full of neat, pharmaceutical-grade heroin, looking for a chemist's to drop it off at. Entirely on trust that I wouldn't flog it (of course, I wouldn't!) And this was in Weston, where there would have been a lot of takers.

When my dad died (at home) he'd been given, belatedly, a syringe driver. He died in the night and only one phial of diamorphine had been used. When the DN came to collect the driver, I offered her nearly full box "Oh I can't take that!" she said, "You've got to take that to a chemist's."

Incest

Starmer of Macedon and his powerful phalanx.

It's the exact opposite of what they are, isn't it.

Show trials? There should be show trials.

This is down to the proliferation of Growmance novels. The sexiest of all genres.