My 15 yo just asked for $30 to have Taco Bell doordashed to him and a buddy. I said “who tf do you think you are? The Prince of Persia???” Anyway those Progressive ads are about me
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Gareth Corn
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The controls on ALL microwaves should be standardized. I shouldn’t have to walk into a stranger kitchen and not be able to figure out how to heat up a slice of pizza
Dianna, Princess of Whales 👑🐋 🌺Given a sudden, large audience, what ideas or issues would you choose to platform?
Another person conducting ICE abductions in New Jersey has been identified: Mike Smith of Warrington, PA, described by Jersey Counterinfo as “41 years, is married, is a homeowner, has two children, and is a Disney Adult.” He evidently is a U.S. Marshal: jerseycounterinfo.noblogs.org/nj-ice-agent...
They should smile more
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the only time cops enforce property crime laws is when they get to arrest a dude right then and there for an easy fish-in-a-barrel checkmark on their monthly stats. If they have to do *any* sort of work for it, they just move on to an easier one. “They should have insurance“
Em, midlyIt’s so funny when people are like “sure you’re an abolitionist now but wait until you’re the victim of a property crime.” Buddy, the most useful thing the police have ever done for property crime is put the form you need to submit to your insurance online.
Bluesky banking just reminds you with every purchase that you’re on stolen land
Problematic OtterA Bluesky banking service wouldn't actually let you invest money; it would see the things you want to invest your money in and scold you about the various atrocities you're supporting by attempting to do that
Feestbeest at the BeastFeast
depths of wikipedianeed to start using the dutch word for "party animal"