PhD Cand in Philosophy at UAlbany | Marist College adjunct and alumnus | ⚾ dork | 🎺 player | Annoying Leftist | 2nd-order aspiring comedian Phil/Art (diss is on Phil/Comedy), Moral Psych, and Phil/Action He/Him @stephsottile.bsky.social 's lesser half
All the cool kids on the internet make fun of Michigan. We all know this.
Howard Mortman"Cool kids on the Internet. They're doing the cool kid chatter. Some of 'em might be the coastal elites, making fun of how I talk. But let's be real. They're making fun of Michigan. They're thinking they're better than us. Their jokes, their criticism, only make me fight harder." -- Haley Stevens
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE. I PROUDLY GOT RID OF MY EARLY 2000S HOMOPHOBIC BS FEAR OF AVERAGE INSEAMS. NOT GOING BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL UH UH
GothamistBaggy “jorts,” a portmanteau of “jeans” and “shorts,” have amassed a growing number of fans in recent years — such that, in 2026, it is safe to say that we have reached Peak Big Jort. Now, baggy denim shorts are de rigeur among younger New Yorkers. gothamist.visitlink.me/jqIGbk
