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a nasty idea for the torture jam has been formed. and it WILL be 5k or under, mark my words 🫵

i recognize those eyes 👁️👄👁️ thank you caede for shouting out my debut erohorror novella, cut your teeth! and if you need something lighter after the blood and guts, i definitely recc my buddy @piamo.bsky.social 's work, trivial meet-cute! FREE (!!!) if you sign up for their newsletter

feeding my spiders after a long time :) always a delight to get the sign of life when i put a mealworm in front of their burrow and it is dragged away at the speed of light. i love u too shasta

scrungly

found a garbage cat in the grocery store parking lot today

boooooo back to work

dude, i just quit a game and went to make dinner while ruminating over the puzzle i was stuck on and came up with a possible solution, only to sit back down at my PC to discover i ALREADY SOLVED THAT PUZZLE. my brain cells are deactivating in real time

the temptation to get back into outlast trials... the new updates look so good. all my friends are babies though so i always end up playing solo 😂

two community copies left on itchio btw! feel free to snag one if you're interested but not completely sold on it. fun for the whole family (if your family is a bunch of weirdo gore fiends who wanna see a big guy taken down a peg 😁)

thank you to all the preorders and purchases of CYT! i will be buying myself a fancy lunch 😋

Cut Your Teeth, my debut erotic horror novella, is out TODAY 🎉 For fans of thrillers, blood and guts, and gays being so, so mean. Full sample on Amazon + preview below :) Purchase ↴ Itchio ← Limited community copies available Payhip Amazon Cover Art: @frids.bsky.social Chibi Art: Yumaikey

there is half a bottle of wine and a digiorno's stuffed crust meatball pizza waiting for me at home, life is good

i'm very excited for people to read cut your teeth but i am also so ready to throw it out into the wild and scimper-scamper back to my writing cave 🤣 see y'all in two months it's gonna be baby's first contemporary but like, also the psychological torment a pitiful wet sop of a man

Cut Your Teeth is releasing TOMORROW!!!! 🥳 I will most likely be releasing itch.io and Payhip copies early at around 8PM EST today, so keep an eye out 👁️ Big release day post with cute artwork coming tomorrow! It's a fun, fast-paced read for folks who like gore, sex and unrepentingly awful people!

Cut Your TeethA queer M/M erotic horror novella by Aisling Bird.cyt.birdybones.com

proof copies coming tomorrow (VIBRATES)

i promised my coworker i would definitely, absolutely, 100% change my tire this weekend 💔 guess who remembered at 11:45pm on a sunday

doing some drinkin' and editin' 😎 the vibes are unmatched this limoncello stuff was stupid expensive ($12 for a 375ml bottle, wtf) but it's so good

i'm relapsing (watching enstars MVs)

finished typesetting the back cover and ordered my print proof 😁 it's looking sooo good (art by fridsart.carrd.co, can't recommend her enough!) i think the print proof will probably end up being gifted to my mom so it better look nice for all her uber customers to see on long car rides

alright back to the grind, babyyy. bunch to do today but i've got a 12 pack of coca cola cherry float zero on my side