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Unfortunately kinda what hooking up with me is like

Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif

Captain Spaulding's Creepy SmileALT: Captain Spaulding's Creepy Smilestatic.klipy.com

Big fuckin pot of chili. Easy to adjust for people’s dietary needs, lotsa room to experiment, easy to make way too much of

Never shoulda smoked that shit, now dude is pontificating about the Evil Bong Extended Cinematic Universe

I got too many, but nothing tops watching people make eye contact and conversation with a handsome chunk of foam they’re allowing themselves to believe is alive. It’s real magic 🥹

Bro is determined

Moving is such a frustrating ballache but I am very excited to be closer to LA where Stuff Actually Happens

I am not going to be normal about this film

Gazing into my orb for the end of this year. Headline: “Elon Musk Cancels ‘Histroically Accurate’ Odyssey: ‘It’s just 3 hours of twink pounding’”

Cryptid Spit has many special properties, such as: “introduces a newfound love of kaleidoscopes and jam bands”

I was reading a bunch of Sherlock stories on my flight this morning. Clearly feeling Very Normal about it

I totally thought Tom Waits was dead until I saw him in the trailer for Wild Horse Nine, so that’s a happy discovery

Two wolves inside of me: Wolf 1: Get a mixing controller and get back into spinning tunes Wolf 2: There are already too many DJs many such cases

Everyone’s talking about the top shortage, but no one’s talking about how we’re in a gooner/sidepocalypse rn

Fuckass, liminal-ass, backrooms-ass hotel

snoogans #furryart