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I've been recently relistening to Bigfeets, a podcast going episode by episode through the improvised reality bigfoot hunting show Mountain Monsters

Chris, the human brain is the most mid movie theater of all

not literally all the female characters but this definitely happened during a time in the show where the number of women in the core cast was already pretty low

Working on a zathura-style reimagining of LOST where it takes place on space. They're on a routine space flight and they crash into a small planet. the rest of the show is exactly the same including the parts where the writers have to improvise around all the female actors getting duis at once

[loudly dictating post into voice recognition software on the bus] Ice makes cold drinks hit different

Incredible news. Elon Musk just turned one of his testicles into liquid so he could inject it into the other one. The pink haired woman from the triggered feminist meme template must be seething 😂

Yep - that movies are boring

no way would a less-mature hank hill get peggy the good shit

Because there already was an on-demand food delivery service called Circustube! just kidding

Everyone who posted "I hate noel so much, and if *I* was on the date with Crystal, she would like me better, and give me kisses" owes me €500

She's a lucky woman

It has not escaped my notice that you posted this an hour after posting about saying Hello and Goodbye. in another hour you're going to make a post about saying Follow Me

I'm sorry OP, I cannot condone this so-called "joke", as it makes light of an issue that's not funny at all [Chevy Chase]

recutting airplane with tony zaret countdown timers all over the screen for each individual joke

Hell, I'm just glad you're reading!

i thought about posting "feature length adaptation of a stick figure webcomic about mental health" but i didn't like how it made me feel to write it

looks like he's going to hook up with the panda lady

Who do I hope wins the World Cup? No one. I hope every team loses because I'm evil and I want everyone in the world to be unhappy. I truly believe in the power of sport to immiserate