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I love browsing through estate sales and seeing just what things people have held onto. Did you need a framed picture of Elvis looking like the King has had a few too many fistfuls of pills? We gotcha covered

They're calling him the Bari Weiss of Bari Weiss's hires

FROM: FEIGE TO: PRODUCERS SUBJECT: MOVIES Effective immediately start doing good movies. I realize that this directive reflects a substantial departure from previous company policy, but please try to comply.

Is it really cheating? I know what a pineapple signifies

Sometimes the old ways are the best ways

Looks like it's right by RC Harris & the eastern end of the beach? Guessing people parking on side streets to go use the beach.

"I will reply to you on your preferred platform to evangelize mine & then send an automated response saying I can't see your reply unless you join my platform if you in turn reply" Mastodon users not beating the allegations

Cool heatmap of Toronto intersections and red-light camera tickets. Kennedy Road & the 401 tops the list by a country mile. (via secure.toronto.ca/council/agen...)

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And then at some point that number then got converted into Fahrenheit. 37 × 9/5 + 32 = 98.6 And suddenly a really loose, imprecise, "good enough" average seems much more precise than it ever was meant to be.

For the unaware: in the 19th century a researcher worked out what the average human body temperature was. It varies from person to person & even from moment to moment, so the best you can get is an average. He was working in Centigrade & to make things simple rounded to the nearest whole number: 37

Still one of my favourite "well, that's really exact... wait it's WHAT?!" numbers

How can you not appreciate dialogue like "Holy @#%#. Is that @$#@$% Batman?!"

30% of Americans don't live in NY. It just feels that way on social media.

Why are there so many garages? Has this person ever visited a farm? (No, the answer is no.)

Someone else also needs to be dead, or Peter may soon be

"Let me get this straight: you're dating an alternate dimension version of your deceased college sweetheart?" "Am I? Or is it that she's dating an alternate dimension version of her deceased high school best friend?" "..." "...ᵧₑₛ" "Hang on, I'm calling in an expert. Hello, Scott?"

Peter desperately trying to come off as cool to Luna so as to impress Crystal.

If you're not going to undo it, then you need to occasionally give Peter some disaster relationships. Relationships where everybody can see that this is going to end badly. But not in a way that makes you sad or happy when it happens, but more of a "Yeah, that was inevitable."

Is this an actual writer there, or just some random guy's list? Also: he seems to do a lot of these.