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mustardwater connoisseur coffee person ☕️ photographer 📷 ~all photos my own~ gamelan bali sci-fi nerd

evan.

5 авг., 02:49

They’ve been trying to solve for corn for generations, and Jimmy just goes out and does this.. man, we’d better care

Sam Antics

If Jimmy cracked corn, and no one cares, I'm dead

evan.

1 авг., 05:26

Shat too, Brutus?

Mozelle Batiste Delacroix’s only son.

Other countries being able to enjoy their salads, while Americans have to decide if eating a Caesar salad is worth a few days, to a month of explosive diarrhea.

evan.

28 июл., 19:37

Need to make it look like they’re trying, until they can announce his death on August 3rd, so they can keep the seat vacant until January.

Kyle Griffin

NEW: Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear is demanding in a new letter that Mitch McConnell "directly and verbally address the people of Kentucky and provide proof of your capacity to serve, or resign."

evan.

27 июл., 21:48

Getting older and more out of touch with popular culture is pretty awesome, actually. A news headline will be like “JEFFY BIGGUMS LOSES CONTROL OF REAL ESTATE CAREER!” and I can just sit back and continue to have no idea who Jeffy is without a care in the world.

evan.

25 июл., 19:29

Old MacDonald had a server farm. AI AI O

evan.

24 июл., 00:03

Hear me out: Matthew Macfadyen as Ray Manzarek in a remake of The Doors movie.

evan.

20 июл., 08:38

smdh

evan.

19 июл., 19:55

Welp, I guess Frank Zappa had the right idea about salads

evan.

19 июл., 03:04

The sheer longevity of the MAHA Blast™️ discourse just goes to show how limitlessly entertaining toilet humor is; none of us have grown up, nor will we ever.

evan.

17 июл., 08:09

vibe coding by opening up a command prompt, turning on my vibrator, and dropping it on the keyboard

Dekiru Neko Masterful Cats: Fast TypingAlt: vibe coding in slow motionstatic.klipy.com

evan.

12 июл., 21:10

Mitchy’s got ebola, confirmed

anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

evan.

12 июл., 06:41

🎞️ 📷 Lisbon, Portugal Kodak H35 UltraMax 400 #shootfilmstaybroke