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[slicking back my hair] any of u ladies want to fix me or make me worse? ;) ;) ;)

yeah

oh goody the grocery store replaced the paper signs with screens playing animations :) :) :)

explain

thinking about this again 👇

chat should i get a pebble

oh wait i was handling a pre-rohs motherboard i should probably wash my hands before i chew my nails

"i was not condescending" followed by whatever the hell that therapyspeak is and the final message within 60 seconds is 😬 good riddance.

did you know that laser is actually an acronym? it stands for lhomas a swift's electric rifle.

thinking about this again 👇

andy beshear should march on down to the hospital and ask to see mitch and if they don't let him he should install merrick garland as senator 😤😤😤

overachiever and/or burned-out gifted kid

"fuck my stupid tranny life" was a great addition to my lexicon and it's going to cause problems for me some day.

in woke 2 we're bringing back shame but the good kind. gay people and autists with weird hobbies are fine but this shit gets you stuck in the pillory.

feeb

a zoomer's sidearm of choice, the FN Six-seveN

i gave sofia some carrot and she smiled and then pogged 🐇🥕

chat should i get a pebble

thank you you sound just like the field agent i talked to last week 🥰

do the cat eye thing with your eyeliner and wear black nail polish and you've got a deal.