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Having raised two cats together is the funniest shit because I’m in the bathroom, the sister is on the sink counter begging for attention and we both just heard something go bump in the night and she starts glaring, watching to gauge her brothers intentions

I haven’t told this story but in the third grade I was in an academically talented program and there was an invention syllabus where we all kept a journal of ideas and there was a small issue because while I had no intention of building one I accidentally desitned a Molotov cocktail

I genuinely feel like this has to be said sometimes, particularly by people who look like me. Pluralistic society fucking rocks so hard.