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Biking over to my friend's house in the pre-smartphone era so I can Yahoo! search why my computer is all fucked up this week and won't even let me open the goddamn modem

My son Squarmpo survived 10 of the last 11 times we went swimming, so if you do the math, SHARON, I am an A-grade father

Assuming that's even possible at this point, which is a big assumption, it would involve a complete grass roots reformation of the Democratic Party from the ground up, which the establishment would (and are) resisting with all their considerable resources.

ok, i'll go along with that, and?

Sorry, I'm not cosmic enough to understand what the fuck you're talking about

You're tiresome, obnoxious, and obstinately refuse to learn from your mistakes. Keep losing forever. Goodbye.

I'm old enough to remember when Al Gore rapidly conceded Florida to Bush after the Supreme Court illegally handed it to him, completely without a fight, setting us on the course we are still on today. Another powerful Democrat just giving up, but you'd rather blame anyone to your left. Typical.

Funny how someone you're supposedly ideologically opposed to gave you the exact perfect advice to keep the Overton Window moving in her preferred direction in perpetuity. Isn't that funny? I find it funny.

Who said anything about "perfect?" I would settle for an opposition party that doesn't actively collaborate with and empower fascism. Eat my shit and hair.

I have enough mental capacity to be mad at both fascists and the collaborators that enable them, thanks. I only punch right. If I hit any Democrats, they shouldn't be standing there.

Same thing that always happens with Democrats: one of their rotating villains defected to the other side and came home, giving the Republicans juuuuust enough voting power to push it through. In this case, it was blue dog shitbag John Whitmire, now awful mayor of my hometown, Houston.

This is why I balk whenever someone asks me to pity the poor farmers. The idea of the working class farm owner is a myth. They're all wealthy landowners who run their farms like antebellum plantations complete with slave labor. Fuck the farmers.

It's not just about being nice to your waiter. It's about providing adequate labor conditions for every single person who touches your food from farm to table. If I'm not being paid a living wage or given bathroom breaks, what reason do I have not to shit on your leafy greens?

Even if this was true, which it is not, are schools only full of children? Or do adults go there, too? What good is a school is all its teachers and staff are sick, disabled, and dead?

huh. wonder who i'm thinking of

I wish, I WISH that normies were as equipped to handle this massive inundation as your average Bluesky user but they just aren't. That's what makes this such a fucking emergency. Who knows who will fall into the trap next? Your parents? Your spouse? Your kids? Could be anyone, anywhere.

It's not okay that he was using AI to write his shit for him, particularly since he's got such a huge platform. But what do we expect? When this crap is being forced on us everywhere we turn, of course it's going to creep into places like goddamn weeds. It's designed to do exactly that.

Agree, "should they move left or should they move center" is an incredibly disingenuous question when Republicans have spent the past 40 years dragging the center to the far right.