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New American currency is basically just lying

Bro WHY is Spider-Man two and a half hours????????

Hey, I watched this tonight, and I think it genuinely might be a masterpiece of cinema. I've never seen anything like it and may never ever again.

Sure thing, white McNabb.

Fuck Microsoft Authenticator all my homies hate Microsoft Authenticator.

It'd be great if the Phillies traded Alec Bohm away but idk if they can considering he probably has to stay in the Delaware Valley for court proceedings.

Bryson Stott #PackYourShit

Jaylen Brown is too much of a covid weirdo I had to unfollow after like a week.

The point to the sky afterwards is so fucking funny. Nah bro God was NOT looking out for your dumbass, lol.

Be like me: I forgot the Phillies were even playing tonight :)

Oh my god I hate every character in this show (that isn't Godzilla itself).

Okay, my tweet from yesterday but it's about today's game. Jesus christ.

Dead in the water.

I think there's a real chance I can get 50 grand from Corey Booker just by telling him that I'm a pro isr**l candidate looking for funding.

If this game gets ugly quick, we could look back and point at this game as, "The Beginning of the End" for this era of Phillies baseball. I'm largely being hyperbolic, but I worry a LOT of people are blatantly ignoring the cracks in what is largely an old, underperforming team w/ ZERO safety net.

Btw God forbid if anything is actually wrong with Zack Wheeler this team is 100% cooked.

Genuinely feels fake lol

I do not have a good, hard, or well paying job, and I still don't want to go tomorrow. Can someone just give me one hundred thousand dollars so I can sleep until noon tomorrow, please?