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Sneak peak on a comm I will post end of August 👀

writing character-driven stories lowkey just feels like playing with dolls in my brain.

To the woman I just passed walking home from work wearing a minimalist “aesthetic” J.P. Morgan corporate swag t-shirt: I am sorry for involuntarily bursting out laughing at you, but that really was way too much to take in.

Whenever I see posts like this I know some polycule house in Seattle needs its dishes cleaned and someone is procrastinating

Diaper royalty might seem like it’s all luxury & privilege, Your Majesty, but it also comes with expectations to exemplify regal standards for diaper filling Don’t worry, your court wizard used magic to help increase the size and frequency of your royal pushies! …what’s the ‘reversal spell?’ Wdym?

Three separate SSENSE employees complimented my fit in Montréal and an Xbox achievement slid up on the bottom of my HUD

Everyone keeps being weird about the new Charli singles but every one so far has been immediately enjoyable to me idk what we’re overthinking here

Computah show me big diaper skunk

Such a turn off when people get a platform & immediately start talking down to people & complaining about how annoying it is to get attention. Literally have any grace at all, fr. Recognize why ppl are drawn to you & be nicer. Fine, “you don’t owe anyone anything,” but you don’t need to be mean.

Dude the babyfur cabal meetings go on way too long. Once the grand master cuts our cheques from Netanyahu I just zone out & eat the catered pastries. Conference bouncer chairs sounds fun but having to all jump up & down together yelling “GOOGOO GAGA GOOGOO GAGA” when we ratify a law is exhausting.

I am the youngest of a generational cohort of millenial children in my family, with a 5+ year age gap between me (mid 90s baby) and any of my cousins or siblings. The ones w/ suburban tastes absolutely love millennial grey aesthetic and scoff about its revilement online, while I am the colour boy.

I just spent 6 hours making org charts and writing about “operationalization” and I need my paci and a nap…

Every time someone sends me an AI meme it causes mental damage and I’m going to start sending my therapy bills for friends who send me slop.