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Older lady just walked by me and the dog and said god bless you. Why are you trying to curse me first thing with your god???

Bella is 14 and arthritic so she gets occasional baths. She is now resting comfortably(and clean!).

Holy hell, this cold front feels SO GOOD in SWVA! Beautiful morning for a quick walk with the dog before work.

I hate when movies have parrots and do that stupid fake voice. Macaws don’t sound like that 🙄 and it’d be easy to teach them some phrases. It’s just lazy.

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Dear green pickup truck driver I just called a dick for almost running me over while my dog took a shit: I meant it, I’d say it again, come fight me. 🖕

I’m drunk (oops) much to my tiny dog’s dismay.

I was going on and on about the heat and how we need the rain yesterday. Husband glared at me and said, you really are a Midwest dad. Thank you, I have achieved all I can for this lifetime.

I’m uncomfortable already and I haven’t even left the house yet. Summer is the worst.

Happy Father’s Day to me 🫐

Happy pride 🏳️‍🌈

I love when people comment on the things I’m eating. How about you focus on yourself? Rude af.

Bean taking a much needed snooze.

A lovely evening walk with dog.

A lid to one of my pots came shooting out of the cabinet and smashed my big toe. I fear this may be the end of the road for me. Holy hell, it hurts.

Spent a lot of time with the kids this weekend.

Went to a double header last night with my bestie. It was 56F and misting the entire time, I thought I might freeze. We had fun though!

Official forecast for SWVA: It’s hot as balls out. 0/10 I hate it

People who live without anxiety are wild. What do you mean you didn’t feel your electrical panel 20x today?

You’d truly be hard pressed to find someone who hates summer as much as I do. 90 degree days are the literal worst