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On the one hand, it’s disgusting that people will do anything to not admit they were wrong On the other hand, if 22% of people who voted for Trump change their vote to literally anything the republicans will get absolutely routed

We lost a great employee at my job under similar circumstances. No one wants to see her go but, as we live in FL, the state would no doubt love to make an example of any and all employers who defy the order and keep employing people who are now declared not legal to work

Fellas, is it gay to have an Asian woman clean & massage your legs & feet?

Same here, every time I use the auto DJ feature But the crazy thing is that it’s a weird mashup of Teach Me How to Dougie and “Only Time” by Enya

“Well actually, Herzog doesn’t talk like that”

Chuckles called out with a loud voice “a little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.” When he said this, he breathed his last

There was a screenshot floating around the other day of Laura Loomer posting the same thing almost word for word

Blue MAGA are the dumbasses who unironically say shit like this

By his own admission, he proudly agrees with Trump on literally everything but the Epstein Files and the war in Iran Which, while you do not gotta hand it to him under any circumstances, is admittedly still more than any other current Republican can say

They’re running attack ads against Dan freaking Bilzerian in his FL GOP primary against Randy Fine that make him out to be a gay woke terrorist sympathizer

It’s not entirely apples to apples, but I feel similarly about Swordfish. Just stop thinking and roll with it

I've had years I don't recall, but I'm told I had a ball - at least someone did who looked a lot like me

Also, mark it down: NEC Nijmegen is going to be a problem for other clubs in the Champions League this year akin to the way Bodø/Glimt has been

It’s apples and oranges. Ajax is the only Eredivisie club in Amsterdam. The only team that comes close to their financial resources is Feyenoord The wealth gap between teams here isn’t nearly as big. The only thing stopping MLS owners from spending more is their own decision to pocket the money

MLS not prepared to take full advantage of the momentum generated from a massively successful World Cup hosted by the USA? Surely this is the first time in human history this has happened

The retirement league thing is funny to me because the only “old” guy who dominates in MLS is Messi and, had Argentina somehow pulled it off on Sunday, he could have won (or at least been a finalist for) the Ballon d’Or

There’s nothing wrong with bringing older players in, so long as they’re motivated and not simply chasing a payday Inter Miami’s young players - particularly Fray, Allen, and Cremaschi (until he was sold)- greatly benefited from the presence of Messi, Alba, Busquets, and Suarez the past few years

Wish the calendar was changing this year. It would have been awesome momentum on the heels of the World Cup Also, they hit the nail on the head re: the league’s salary issues

“Sing, Muse, about that little bitch Achilles. Yeah he fucked some Greeks up or whatever, but he ain’t got shit on me; cause I got an arm like a rocket, a cock like a Burmese python, and the mind of a motherfucking scientist…”