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Cool. Well, you can love it and still do less of it! Enjoy 🤜

(I’m sure someone beat me to that ages ago, but hey, the sun is out and I’ve had a Solero ™ )

This clearly requires a serious fraud investigation for mummy laundering.

That’s crackers. Turning 50 is surely when you immediately delegate everything, work as little as possible, take all the credit & get senior enough so that nobody tracks your days off. Allegedly 👀

moved spots and now I'm sitting next to a man watching a video on his phone without headphones, for his next move I think Andy Burnham should give me a gun

On the back of this strong recommendation from Mollie, we are all as a family off to the local Picturehouse this evening, to see this new “Dude, Where’s My Horse?” movie🍿

Bloody hell. Just got out of a matinee of the new National Theatre musical version of the film Pride, and it might be the best musical theatre thing I’ve seen since Book of Mormon. Just monstrously impressive. Assume it’ll transfer and smash it. As good as the film, perhaps better.

Yes.

This chart shows there are a small number of Restore first preference, Green second preference voters in the sample. There is no political position so weird that no one in the UK holds it.

Wait, there’s a horse? Why didn’t somebody say, now I have to get tickets, this is going to be amazing.

Fuck off, Adobe. I need to know this shit, not pretend to know it.

So glad I will get to experience watching The Odyssey as someone who doesn’t care that it’s a poem or whatever, you won’t catch me caring about its faithfulness, I will simply be whispering to the person next to me “that’s the horse” when the Big Wooden Horse appears

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Jason Statham, Brad Pitt, Benicio Del Toro, Stephen Graham, Alan Ford oh wait that’s the cast of ‘Snatch’ (but I reckon they would absolutely nail it…)

He’s an absolute fucking nutjob, albeit a real one, yes.

Shout out to the guy sat next to me in the cinema who got to the bit where the Cyclops turns up in The Odyssey and just said to himself "Well that's ridiculous" and got up and left and didn't come back.

I think Trump is dead and they're keeping him alive with cavity insulation or something. Look at him, his decomposing face looks like scrunched up parcel tape, his hands look like they're about to burst and judging by the shape of his suit he's got more pipes attached to him than a church organ.

A large chunk of Widdecombe Conspiracism seems to be "why is it taking longer than an episode of Midsomer Murders".

Absolutely on message for the area 🤬

Boom 🤜🎤💥