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Biden, Clinton, Obama, communism, socialism, trans kids, PBS, CNN, Hunter Biden's laptop, Benghazi...

On my tombstone, I want "Bernie wouldn't have won" emblazoned on it in red letters.

Shorter Nate Silver - "Don't give me boring fascist stories. Give me something exciting and click-worthy. Don't tell me about people being put on trains. Tell me about the downstream jobs building and operating the trains, generated."

I'm old enough to remember how many countries Biden bombed and how he depleted our weapons stockpile. *touches ear* I'm being told Biden didn't bomb anyone and Watlz is a congenital liar.

I love Portland, but there are some residents who work extra hard to be the stereotypical Portlandian.

"I don't accept the argument that if you withhold life-saving treatments from people and they die, you're responsible for killing them." What...the...actual...fuck? Why are people so fucking awful?

#TeamDiarrhea is one hell of a hot take.

Karens for communism.

"Can" is doing some serious linguistic and practical gymnastics here much in the same way, "I can have sex with Charlize Theron."

A virus wearing pumps amd pearls

As a former philosophy major, this is disheartening but not at all surprising. Conservatives don't want students to learn logic and critical thinking skills. "Philosophy is woke," is their justification.

Narrator: "Trump never had a heart."

Emperor Possumtine

First Platner, now El-Sayed. One more crappy endorsement and Warren gets an autographed copy of one of Bernie's books.

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