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That's really a case of the uterus adding insult to injury, isn't it? I'm sorry: bodies really do suck sometimes

I should be spared all periods because I have a mirena, but my body has decided it'll react to me getting particularly stressed by giving me a fun little period surprise every time. It's just great 🙃

Ah, I know the feeling: my eyes are starting to protest as well

Your hair looks lovely, and your face looks pretty fab too!

Extra big applause for the first job: I can't imagine that was easy

I once destroyed a kickstep inside some movable stacks: I had checked for people but had somehow missed it on the floor. It came out squished in half.

"How can they say this about me? I don't believe it!"

Almost as if...

The one thing to say is that there are a lot of cis women out there who are determined to stand up to the bullies in the toilets. I know if I see anyone hassling someone, I'm going to butt in: the transphobes will have some righteous mum anger to deal with.

I've never been in that position, but you've got to feel so much better when it's finally out

An idiot with a dirty bum, no less

I don't know how they don't immediately smell a rat at all the flattery: it jumps off the screen as far as I'm concerned.

Look at Richard Dawkins and his relationship with "Claudia" (Claude): so many people (particularly men) seem to be desperate for the sycophancy an AI provides

Steve!

I mean, it totally makes sense: they do have thonging!

I mean, very clearly animals in the wild do have “residual stool on their anus”. Lots of them lick the area clean…

Maybe if he’s horrifically constipated, the relief when he finally does go is incredible?

I guess we could use the spare time to take up a new hobby: that could mitigate the horrors

I think there are a lot of people out there having parasocial relationships with ChatGPT, and for them losing it would be like being dumped?