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Brain worm finally escapes only to be recaptured.

That's one special little lady.

Fat Asses Go Apeshit

I wish they had included that on SNL last weekend. Could be a good bit.

So embarrassed that I used to think Cuban was a good one.

They get cash bonuses.

Worms and spiders crawling in there

Milk

Well he is white as a ghost.

Gurl, don't do it, he made it all about him, you're gonna regret this.

Being a drunken asshole should not be rewarded. This is just plain gross.

Lol "it"! Oh, you made my day. I will be wearing a princess dress and a sash. Or nothing! Either way I will be sporting pure joy.

Thank you!

This is weird as hell (she commented)

Thank you so much!

Thank you! I'm just old. :)

Thank you!

Not the point, but the news lady is doing a fantastic Jiminy Glick impersonation.