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THERE IS WATER FALLING FROM THE SKY. WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?

Just noticed they've been announcing the Strictly contestants. May as well get the tree up now then. 🎄

11pm and still 27c FUCK. THIS. SHIT.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social: "If the French have declared war on Chris Philip, which side are you on?" Me:

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There's a scene in Peter Kay's X-Factor spoof where Pete Waterman interrupts the funeral of the grandmother of one of the contestants to tell him he's made it to the next round. And he basically does what Trump does here...

The fact that there is serious consideration in France to evacuate an entire city the size of Newcastle because of the wildfires means that we should be treating any of the remaining climate denialists as if they're flat earthers

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There is something very wrong in this country. Absolutely fucking shameful.

No kidding. www.eveningnews24.co.uk/news/2630050....

Kevin Keegan Norwich event cancelled after football legend's deathA Kevin Keegan meet-and-greet event in Norwich has been cancelled after the football legend's death.www.eveningnews24.co.uk

I know there are a host of reasons why people support certain teams, but our new Prime Minister. Manc as Manc can be. Hacienda regular. Loves The Smiths. Everton?!

Everybody exclaiming "John Healey?!" as if he's just been unmasked by the Scooby Doo gang.

If the social media announcements of the new cabinet don't start with this shot, then what are we even doing.

How much longer can Burnham cling to power? - Laura Kuenssberg

Starmer coming out to the lectern like this.

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That moment when you wake up on a Monday morning and realise it's the first day of the six week school holiday. Instantly followed with the sickening realisation that you're 53. 😕

Pretty good tournament despite FIFA and Trump. 7/10. #worldcup

The end. Run the Big List Of Credits. Sensible bedtimes can return. #worldcup

Trump literally having to be dragged away there.