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big egg

As a general rule of thumb: if a wasp has a big pointy thing coming out the end, it's likely just an ovipositor and can't be used to sting. ...didn't stop a pelecinid wasp from trying to jab me once, but it couldn't break the skin.

Saw this thing writhing about on the sidewalk and looking rather upset. Big scary wasp with very clear warning colors, so CLEARLY it must have been dangerous... right? This is a pigeon horntail. They can't sting and apparently don't bite either.

I had an art teacher tell me my eel was missing the dorsal fin, but I was making a knifefish.

Squishing someone into a new pair with a mallet

I will bite your brain for being mean to you

Is there a god of getting eaten? :9

Ah cool, we're addressing "cops are cowards who will stand by and let shootings happen" before we address anything about what leads to shootings.

Commission for Kybou

This is the part where I tell you I am Pagliacci. (I'm living in a tiny town in the Northwoods)

Really need to do something about all these bad dreams

Came here to say that

he spammed eruption

I really haven't ;_;

The kissing is important though Really gets us in the mood for what comes next~

I would have to imagine for English-language posts trying to go for times when people in the UK or the Americas are online would net a bit more traffic than optimizing for New Zealand and Australia. That said, most traffic on posts is likely to happen long after the post itself.

>:9

Soft fox 🥺

I haven't had @flame.dog in my tummy in far too long, so I felt a powerful urge to correct that.

HE 👀