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I can't wait to see how you all frustrate and boggle me. I'm really excited.

My line if I opened a wordplay-based craft brewery: - Regal Lager - Lambic Pentameter ("Kick up your feet and unstress") - Alelliteration American Amber - Manteau Port - Spooner's Bellis Hawk - Lines Breweries' Berliner Weisse (I used wordsmith.org/anagram/ for that last one, but it still counts.)

(In case you're wondering, the founder's last name was "Lager." They brought the Baby Björn to the U.S.) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regal_L....

There is a company called Regal Lager, but instead of being a wordplay-based craft brewery, it's an importer of baby products. What a waste.

It was!

I've been checking their website and the cryptic crosswords magazine I pre-ordered is apparently ready. I'm preparing to spend the next several months angrily pacing and screaming with a pencil tucked behind my ear and I can't wait.

I originally thought this was a celebrity sighting, like Robert Pattinson was in town or something. This is much more interesting.

Which? I assume voice actor Diedrich Bader of course, but if it's Christian Bale or Michael Keaton that's cool I guess.

I just noticed they made Côte d'Ivoire, AKA the Ivory COAST, landlocked.

Good god, they made Côte d'Ivoire - the Ivory COAST - landlocked.

Huh. Based on a novella by Theodore Sturgeon. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killdoz...

It's exactly what you think. They used OpenAI and didn't give a shit enough to check because it's Africa. The AI people will blame the government, the government will blame some anonymous intern and we'll have another story like this tomorrow.

If you use AI for any artistic purpose, please prompt it to create detailed instructions on the best way to go fuck yourself.

The discourse seems to go on forever and just be one hurdle after another when all I want is to return to my life before it all. It's like some form of... long journey thing.

Milk vs. broth is a big difference to me as is the fact you have to cook the noodles as opposed to just dumping the cornflakes out of a box. I know there are soups that are made with milk as an ingredient, but I don't know of any where it's just a big bowl of milk with stuff floating in it.

(For the record, I get that Neeson's casting was a rug pull and Cotillard had to follow her dad's casting, but there was no reason not to have a Hispanic actor pronouncing things weirdly behind that goatse mask. Batman has like three non-white villains and he palette-swapped them all.)

I don't remember any of this talk about accuracy to source material when Nolan cast Liam Neeson and Marion Cotillard as Middle Eastern Batman villains and Tom Hardy as a Hispanic one.

Ah yes, an image no human mind could conjure.

It's time you knew. The name of the guy who spilled his Dr Pepper on your bag wasn't actually "Nobody."