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mass effect 2 loyalty missions be like. fuuuuuuck my dad or kid suuuuucks

TWO CIGARETTES DEREK: ah, but you clearly couldn’t fathom my true powers! feast your eyes on [TRIPLE SMOKE: THREE CIGARETTES]!

cooks be like “ohohohokwy. oooookay. OHHHHkay, alright. when it RAINS IT POURS. do you want my fuckin FIRSTBORN SON TOO? FUCK me!!!” when two people walk into a restaurant and order two items off the menu

just made up an awesome guy who really loves bringing up spec ops the line because he thought the multiplayer was really fun

damn i could go for forty dollars right now

lebron

(wisely) to be a hater is good. we must all hate (offended) whoa whoa whoa but i like that thing. so hold on

(to guy who woke up from a coma and then read hunter x hunter up to current but he doesn’t know what’s going on in the real world) okay it’s actually a lot less complicated than that,

meruem getting really really into Gunz: The Duel