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Some ominous clip clopping coming out by the common, but too regimented to be a horse and couldn’t see the origin of this noise. CREEPY.

Just going to call the community garden a golf course so we can use a hose pipe to water it.

God I love making stickers. What’s that one meme, gays make reaction stickers out of anything.

Thought my fever broke but it is back with a vengeance. 😭

Can’t believe I’ve got a fever in summer. How unfair. 😭

Not Bill Oddie. 😭🥲

The amount of "rate my team" posts in the FRLG/HGSS/BWBW2 sub reddits that are all shiny Pokémon is deeply annoying. We get it, you cheat.

Jimothy at London Trans Pride. 🥹

Inviting Family members to a birthday group chat. What could go wrong.

1-800 Girls playing live 30th September and not one of my straggots are here. Ffs.

I swear so much motorbike gay baiting content is just AI. These super smooth skin men with clearly roid bodies in leathers and helmets. GIVING SLOP.

Forgotten how religious Alien covenant is. Just so weird and mess of a film.

God bless the man at Crate Brewery asleep at the tables after possibly not being home and being woken up by the man serving his pizza.

Nah how am I so used to the heat that I momentarily thought, oh it is chilly shall I put on the heating? I am unwell.

Deeply funny that I’ve made cold brew for the week and the temp over night drops to lows of 11 to 14.

Just seen a butterfly on the tube. Poor sweet thing what you doing in toss hot dark hell. 😭

Friend suggested Garden Gnome theme for his birthday and I sooooooo excited for it. Going to be sooooo silly. Can’t wake to make a slutty Norbot.

I remember M People being popular at the time, but did people appreciate them? Trying to work some of their remixes into a set.