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Grindr has become a game where i talk to someone who wants to fuck me about Dragnet until they dont want to fuck me anymore

How it feels to enjoy eating at Boston Pizza

Ex starting today which means my bus is going to be essentially a mobile drunk tank for the next week

Billions of dollars being spent on an initiative for italian sandwich places to develop a second vegetarian option

Got porch pirated yesterday but they lowkey just stole ant poison from Amazon. So i hope they like that

Tried grindr for the first time and i gotta say this is one of the more evil apps out there

"colt python" could be a great drag king name imo

Im making homemade ant poisons you cant even begin to reckon with

Nothing feels better than showing an insane text exchange to a bunch of people and having them all be like "that person is insane"

yeah im sort of banking on being a ben franklin type character when the revolution pops off. just a fat old horny guy that everyone thinks is really wise for some reason

Best dcc funnel imo

Siskel and ebert are always arguing and NEVER conceding each other's points. its just like "well Roger, i think you're fat and stupid. On to our next film."

Got through a first date without mentioning i used to be addicted to drugs award

If/when i get a new cat (im thinking about doing it in December caused that's the season i got Krieger) his name is gonna be Jaeger