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*ALT TEXTS* pfp: black/white cat face bp: black/brown/white dog face ~reskeets & deskeets~

if you see me bagel scoopin a whole tub of cream cheese no you didn’t

bsky is my remedy

i really really want today to be the day

i hope this email finds your butthole

can’t rn, holding back the years

well so far since i got here at work i’ve made it 42 minutes without saying a word to anyone, please embrace

i can’t believe it’s not butter