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So since I'm bored, I wanna know your greatest 5 a side teams. 1 goalie 1 defender 2 midfielders 1 forward. Let's see who you all rate.

I'm too fuckin' hot & I've copped the arsehole because of it. 33° in Norfolk is a fucking farce.

Don't usually do this but a few photos of my recent holiday to the North East.

I took my granddad to one of those places where the little fish nibble off the dead skin. Bit messy and took a while, but a lot cheaper than an actual funeral.

Not to be a cunt, but this is #3 of the night & none have touched the sides yet. Sapporo. Fucking splendid. Konnichi Wa Motherfuckers.