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Mama gets da vakoom But me, I not has skared I clime up on da cat twee And I get all pwepared Da vakoom be all hungwee Dey eats up all da dirt I wach it bery closely So nobuddy gets hurt #CheddarPoetry #ITeechFiggyNotToBeSkared #SockySesVakoomEatsKittys #ButMamaSesItNot

Figgy, all so silly He roll awound on step He sings a liddle song And den he gibs a blep He act like liddle baby Cuz baby he all be And den he roll off step So he can follow me #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeAllBaby #ButDatOk #IProteksHim #IStillTwiesToTeechHimHowToBeBigBoy

Gess wat!!! I kissed da Socky And I kissed her on da hed She not eben growl at me Or twy to smak me ded Mama saw and she went awww Den Socky walked away I has gwate big happy now Dis be a lots good day #CheddarPoetry #IKissedDaSocky #SockyNeberLetsMeKissyHer #OnlyFiggyGetsTo

Sumone barfed on mama's bed On da sheet By da pillow Mama saw and mama skweeked It not me It not Fig Mama stand dere, hands on hed Walks away Not comes bak #SillyMama #IFinkedItWasChewy #ITelledMamaDis #ChewyNotGetInTrubbleTho #AtLeastItNotPoopy

It be beddytime Da room be dark A buzzing in da room A skeeto on da loose! Mama turns da lite on She gonna ded da skeeto CHOMP! Figgy, he starts chewing He cach da skeeto in his mouff Wifout getting up Still lying on da bed A good nite snak #MeAndFiggyEatAllDaNummySkeetos

In da gwass I found a bee And I desided it for me I noe dat bees, dey not for eat But dey make such a nummy tweat! I ses hallo, I ses dey snak But wen I bite, dey bite me bak! I let dem go, away dey fly I not maked fwend, I not noes why #CheddarPoetry #Bee #DeyNotWannaBeFwends

Fweshy water In outside bukkit I has a dwink I fills my tum Socky comes She has sum too I is good I shares all nice I looks to mama Makes shur she sees A good boy me Sharing wif Socky #BukkitWater #OutsideWater #NummyWater #ISharesNice #SockyNotHitMe #IGladSheNotHitMe

Figgy found a birdie Den he pikked it up to hold He gibbed it to da mama But da birdie limp and cold Mama told him he was good She pat him on da hed Figgy did not understand His birdie fwend was ded #CheddarPoetry #MamaSesBirdieMaybeGotDeddedInDaStorm #HeAllWet #FiggyPwoud

It be hot Den sky got mad It maked a storm All big and bad But I not skared I stays on gard As flashys flash And rain falls hard #CheddarPoetry #Storm #DaHotMakedMamasHedHurtAgen #SheAwakeTilSunbeamWakedUp #IProtektsHer #IProteksEberybuddy

It be lots hot No trubble I make I lies in da gwass And slowly, I bake I smells all da happy I looks to da sky Den I gos inside So dat I not fwy #CheddarPoetry #TooHotOutside #FiggyNappyInShade #ChewyWentToPuppysHousAgen #SheLookingForPuppy #SheHasSadCuzPuppyNotDere

Mama calls for Figgy And da Figgy sings he heer Atop da gate da Figgy sits Den turns to show his rear #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeWasWachingMamaInDwibeway #HeNotGoOnRoof

Sunbeam make A sunny spot I rolls awound It nice and hot Wen melt sets in Da shade I seek Den under shwub I spy and peek #CheddarPoetry #SunbeamHotToday #INotWantsToTurnIntoPuddil #DenMamaGottedBadHurtyHedAgen #NoFair

Sunbeam goed to bed to sleep But sky still be awake Flashy flashes, bangy bangs And rain maked hous all shake Waching storm, I stay on gard Until da sunbeam rise Now I has a tired lots I close my sleepy eyes #CheddarPoetry #FunderStorm #IMakesShurEberybuddySafe #PwettyFlashys

Silly Figgy play a game Called cach me if yoo can Wen da mama sed to come He giggled and he ran In da neybor's yard he go And kwikly climed da twee Den da mama chased him bak As Fig singed happyly #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #DenFiggyGotDaSkoopForInside #INotTeechedHimDat

Mama, she not feeling well Her hed, it hurts a lot Eben tho I wants to play To leeb her side, I not Purring soft, I cuddles close Until it time for snak After tummy be wefilled To west, I takes her bak #CheddarPoetry #CuddleFerapy #HurtyHedKeepsComingBak #INotLikesDat

Figgy cot a dwagonfly He twot awound all pwoud He gib it to da mama As he sing all happy loud Den I come, I gwab his pwize And to da gwass I run I eats da nummy dwagonfly And kwunch it til it done #CheddarPoetry #Dwagonfly #Figgy #MamaSedItNotNiceToEatFiggysPwey #IFinksItNummy

Eberyday Sints munnyday Da mama hads A hurty hed Yesserday She not get up She sleep all day And be no fun But I be good I cuddles close I takes care of her Til she all better #HurtyHed #Mygwaine #NotFair #IMakesShurFiggyBeGoodToo #IStaysCloseToMamaAllDay

Bwekky time Bol of milk It be mine But I must wait Pose all cute Weach and cwy I wants now But I must wait Finally Dat milk be mine Dwink it up Tummy full #ILuvsMilk #MamaTakesForeberToHabBwekky #SheSesBePayshint #INotLikePayshint

Silly Figgy He keeps jumping ober fence To go in puppy's yard Cuz puppy not be dere He not allowed But he still go He plays in da gwass He clime da twee Wen mama go gets him He runs to her and sings He be in lots trubble But he be all happy #SillyFiggy #HeBeBadAndNotLissen

Sunbeam shines on me Warming my fur So dat I shine too I can smells da sunbeam I can smells da summer I luvs da smell Of Happy I tastes da air I close my eyes Reddy for nap Under sunbeamy blanky #Happys #Sunbeam #Summer #HappySunbeamNappy #INotWeallyNapTho #IJusCloseMyEyes