It's only taken about 6 years, but I've finally printed some business cards
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Aidan Fitzmaurice
Профиль VivelyI write comedy and kid's stuff & also do various workshops with people of all ages. Galaxy Fest, Storytime Takeover, Ranger Rae, The Skewer, News Quiz, Now Show & more 2024 - 2027 Arts Council Ireland YPCE Bursary https://www.aidanfitzmaurice.com/
Every one of these articles starts with "well it certainly can't be the parent's fault" and works backwards from there
Meggie ZAnother classic case of “sucks to suck”.
"Because it's there" is also the excuse George Costanza gave when asked why he was masturbating to his mother's Glamour magazine
maybe: annie rauwerdastarting a collection of quotes like this
Remember when Leo Varadkar referred to "Benefits Street" while discussing disability payment reform in the Dáil? Guarantee this documentary will be referenced in the same way before long, to back up some bullshit "just asking questions" point
Scott BryanChannel 4 has announced documentary “The Great ADHD Myth?” It “seeks to determine whether ADHD is a genuine neurodevelopmental disorder, or a social construct.”
HEY BIG JIM
You StupidALT: You Stupidstatic.klipy.comDonncha O’ConnellThe High Court has ruled there was a fundamental denial of justice in the cases of a number of people who were refused bail while not legally represented in the District Court because of the current criminal legal aid dispute. www.rte.ie/news/2026/07...
Lucky for us they have chosen Dublin's Docklands as the place to sort problems like this out!
The JournalChatGPT maker OpenAI revealed in a blog post late on Tuesday that its AI agent also hacked into accounts on four “publicly-available services”. The companies were not named. www.thejournal.ie/second-auton...
Hahahaha the tenses here make it like a line Fry would deliver in Futurama
Aaron RuparMoreno to Fauci: "Who the fuck did you think you were?"
Looking forward to listening to this. Really enjoyed the first series, lovely levels of creepiness, and it led me to reading House of Leaves
Joel MorrisLAST DAY to get the whole of the acclaimed second series of Broken Veil for a single one-off payment. If that’s your preference. But don’t panic. From tomorrow it’s back to just £3/month for everything we put out on the Broken Veil Channel… Patreon.com/brokenveil
Every clip I've seen from this funeral has been hilarious. This is what we should all be aiming for, the funny funeral
Aaron RuparHannity: "My President, Lindsey probably has a heavenly version of Mar-a-Lago. It may even be a little bigger. I wouldn't be surprised if he added one big beautiful ballroom and an arch somewhere on the property. Because he would want to obviously duplicate his dearest friend in life. You."
It's very hard to find stuff you're not looking for
Conor GallagherA Government investigation into Aughinish Alumina was unable to get hold of "confidential" documents from Sweden relating to the plant's alleged ownership by sanctioned oligarch Oleg Deripaska It turns out the documents are available publicly for a €25 admin fee www.irishtimes.com/ireland/2026...
Some things are so overtly outrageous and annoying all I can do is find them extremely funny. This is right in that sweet spot. I'll laugh at the people who had to listen to it, and if it happens to me I'll be somewhat honoured to experience something so stupid
Hemant MehtaEvangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...
The solution to this kind of thing in Ireland is always "the companies have promised us they'll be good this time"
Conor GallagherAughinish Alumina will, under a new oversight arrangement, be expected to provide the Government with regular evidence its products are not supplying the Russian military. www.irishtimes.com/ireland/2026...
Reminds me of that old Irish proverb: "sometimes you have to put the sauce in your eye"
Dan of the Yearmale loneliness epidemic is here to stay