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They wouldn't have made much money from the shite I made. My big project was a coffee table, which fell apart before I got it home.😆

I was at a spa the other day, spent 15 minutes wearing one of these masks, felt completely different when it finished, I no longer felt like a tit.🙄

Not keen on going back to Root, but it's a better choice than Brook, and there are not many other options. After the blam blam of the past four years though, maybe his dull leadership can help put Bazball back in its box, where it belongs.🙂

It reminded me of James Bond as much as spam reminds me of a chocolate muffin.🙄

I found it to be both. But some messages are too important to be buried under layers of metaphor.🙂 #theodyssey

I didnt know it was an "era", and I didn't know it was ending. Blimey, I'm so far behind the times.🙄

That man needs a medal. I live in a popular Reform area, and I have my own plan should they come knocking, which is a lot less polite than this old fella's approach.😆

I have a colleague, staunch Brexiter and Faragist, who also runs a small sideline selling comics online. He was complaining the other day its too complicated and expensive exporting his products to the EU. Not Brexit's fault though, it's the EU's fault, for imposing these rules. Unbelievable.🙄

Oi, you leave The Fall alone.😆

There's a man with a mullet going mad with mallet in Millets...or something like that.😆

There's every possibility, we do have form, I'm willing to give him a chance though.🙂

"Verify your age" I remember Sam Neill being in Australian TV drama The Sullivans.

The King needs to call FIFA and offer them what's left of the soul of Andrew Mountbatten Windsor They'll like that, ban rescinded, and The Artist Formally Known As Prince Andrew is no longer ours. Two birds, one stone.🤣

Field by Anthony Gormley, as seen at Tate Liverpool.

Brilliant player. Good luck to her.👍

2 in 5 Britons have probably never met a Muslim. I used to live and work in Blackburn, and we lived and worked together quite amicably. Granted, they weren't so keen on attending functions or get togethers in pubs, but other than that, we got on fine.🙂

Please make this happen.😆

Maybe he hasn't broken parliamentary rules, but moral rules about being friends with, and taking money from, a convicted fraudster, are just as important for a public figure who covets high office.🙂

That's a great poem.🙂

He should be dropped after his innings on Sunday, which was reckless, immature, and stupid. This will doubtless translate into his captaincy. Terrible choice.