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this much-needed rain presents boundless opportunities for small talk with white folks

People who complain about rambling life stories in free online recipes fail to understand that recipe creation is difficult and deserves pay, and SEO-driven ad revenue is the only way to get it when people won’t buy cookbooks. Also, your jokes about said rambling life stories aren’t funny.

discovered that my immigrant mother has been saying “kick the bucket” in work meetings instead of “kick the can”

congrats to the real winner: brazil 🇧🇷💚

recently learned that there are multiple beloved blue ice cream flavors in the midwest

when a dog trusts you, you can gently hold their head sometimes

one must avoid the organizer vacuum: when you’re so busy you can only go to your own events and therefore never have fun and actually lose connection with community

16 terabytes of signal data and 40% is scheduling polls

today i reached a new level of anarchist: i had a meeting about a meeting about a meeting about a meeting

i really spent the whole weekend in a grief fog and now i have work tomorrow

stop shitposting in your alt text! alt text is not a secret spot for you to riff off the main post! using accessibility features to confuse and exclude people who use them is loser behavior

amidst the grief and rage, there’s always quiet validation that we’re powerful and they’re terrified. the work we do matters so fucking much.

life sentences. they gave them life sentences. holy fuck.

sternly instructing myself to not feel anxious about the days getting shorter now

all common advice about how to buy a bike seems to be for people who use medium and large size frames. (buy used! go to your local bike shop to get fitted first! test ride every option!) extra-small or extra-large frame friends, we gotta commit sins.

deeply disinterested in security culture hot takes from people who were never realistically under attack in the first place

oh my god YES PLEASE

please witness the cursed flesh-colored tube

my resume: doesn’t know programming but will build a highly functional database out of whatever god awful software you saddle me with

wishing mikie sherrill a very bad day