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thinking about becoming a ukulele imbecile

who stole the tubby custard

it has sick lightning bolts on it

got my buddy a tamagotchi for their birthday and decided I want to keep it lol

coming from a clocky cis woman — they do not speak for all of us

Looks like those things from the quinzos commercials

young maslow that’s not rick moranis that’s my bitch

the cans in the refrigerator concern me

whoaoh here she comes

if your apple cider vinegar doesn’t have the mother I feel bad for you

curious how you never hear about her anymore

he’s a poster that will never change

I thought Tom Robbins

he will be back. he will miss us too much. he vanishes for a few weeks at a time

I remember when it started, I’m so glad you are on the up n up!

glad to hear it

I watched a hummingbird feeding on flowers for over 3 minutes never kill yourself

i'm really sorry to post this twice within 24 hours but shit just got worse and i urgently need to ask for assistance thank you for your patience

It is. People on bsky notoriously miss when someone’s joking

they are def joking