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megalophobes when i show them my

bew beamNG update im nutting

I don't even have a license. im not even a learner i just haven't bothered at all yet. you'd think it'll be one of the things I'd do immediately once i couldn't but nah

im gonna buy a jeep just because i have a chance of getting a rubber duck

PLACE YOUR BETS ON WHEN WILL THE 12 YEAR OLD HARD DRIVE IN OUR CAR'S INFOTAINMENT SYSTEM FINALLY GIVE UP

one thing that scares me is how i saw a yt short from 2022 that had the sloppyfier 5000 enabled on it. is this like opt-in by the author or does YouTube just find random stuff and decide "yeah lets make it slop compatible"

sometimes i think about posting my penis on here, but i always come to the decision that i should keep it for friends only

accidentally pressed enter and my forza crashed amazing

does Quavo go to sleep knowing that his legacy included THAT adlib

"I'd want a smaller car since its usually just gonna be me" quickly developed into "holy shit fine I'll take a minivan im too fucking desperate for something reasonably priced" the second i set my search to automatic only

"hey i usually go back to sleep right after my alarms maybe i should lower my volume a bit" the countrywide alarm test i did NOT bother reading the alert i got about:

:(

i trust :3

help

one thing that's stuck in my head is a soundbite of Kendrick edited to say "i got a boner"

i ate an entire bowl of chili and yet i wonder why im so fucking fat what the fuck am i doing with myself