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Ruin a book by adding a word: The Ball Pit and The Pendulum Charlotte's Web of Lies The Shining Spoon

#vss365 Ate oysters and beans Gaseous clouds filled the room Avoid temptation #haikudailyprompt #haiku #temptation #cloud #haiku

My new client has a few physical issues but I can not tell you how thrilling it is to be caring for someone without dementia. Having a normal conversation is priceless.

Imagine being wealthy enough to send your 3 kids to camp for the entire summer in another state to the tune of $20k each, but then offering to pay a cook only $90/day to shop, plan, and serve for 8 to 12 adults... And then add "but we really are flexible"... 🙄

#vss365 To #arrive At the N And ponder It's application When I fully understand That you will not respect Either the N or the O Leaves me With few choices Ghosting A full, long-winded Explanation Covering each Nook and cranny Or simply stating No And letting you Get on

Just watching #Brokenwood again... season 12 is excellent.

#vss365 #2wordprompt My #kingdom for cake The ice cream truck hits the #brakes To #reveal new bakes #haiku #poetry

#2wordprompt If you use your voice With ugly words you might find It freezes that way #haiku #voice #ugly

This is almost the correct ratio of bacon to bread

#vss365 We drove thru The gloaming To the Port of Asbyth A place only accessible During the hour When light Is colorless And one can hear The hiss of the sun As it rises through the sea Not even the locals On this stretch of #coast Often find the craggy inlet One must be invited By the wraith

#Maine downeast ... fishing and fog

#vss365 If we must #descend At least tie ropes on boulders Not old paper rocks #haiku #poetry

Apparently, when I'm not in pain, I can do a 40 sec plank. 🤷 I tried a week or so ago and couldn't hold it 10 sec but I was in pain.

I know people love Dancing with the Stars...but I'm not a fan of any of these reality contest shows. Meanwhile that's what my client loves... 🙄 I'm losing my mind.

So apparently if you have a baby carriage you can walk wherever TF you want, even if it's right down the middle of the road...and no one is supposed to tell you different. What has happened to common sense and courtesy for other people these days?

I hate political ads, especially the ones that lie to my face. If Collins has done so much good for Maines rural healthcare then why are hospitals and nursing homes closing and doctors leaving? What BS.

Same.

Sorry, but if you're naming your baby animals after anyone in the Orange family, and then coming up with excuses for why the name means something...don't count me among your supporters. I know it won't matter because my $ isn't as good as a billionaire a$$hole but anyway... F off.

It's Monday, isn't it? That explains a lot...

So asthma symptoms are reduced by not using gas cooktops, according to one study... Therefore the armchair scientists have declared all asthma is caused by gas cooktops. 🙄 I can't even...