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Screw Mike Elias for breaking the tender heart of Colton Cowser.

The fact that they were all friends going to see Spider-Man is genuinely one of the saddest parts of this for me.

It’s like the director turned the production into its own performance art. Genius.

Is Mr. Haaland's Opus anything? #FPL

Me brainstorming stupid pun names for my FPL team like

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So what the Orioles have made very clear to me over the last 24 hours is that I need to focus all my energy on my Fantasy Premier League team going forward.

Me: Ready to cheer for any other successful bird baseball team

Turnstile is never going to come back to Camden Yards after today. We had Adley and Turnstile 12 hours ago.

This is not an easy team to support.

Like could we get Jeremy for this?

Who will play Mike Elias in the sixth season of The Wire that I ASSUME DAVID SIMON HAS JUST STARTED WRITING?

Wes it’s happening. Declare martial law. Declare sky law. Ground the planes, Wes.

Truly Adley Deeply 🧡🖤

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This just in: Mike Elias secures enough financing to produce No, No, Nanette musical on Broadway.

Mike Elias is starting to remind me of how Elon Musk always predicts something amazing is going to happen in 3 years and it never does and then 3 years later he just predicts something else. #Orioles

#Orioles

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“Instant gratification” - like brother the O’s last World Series win was during the Cold War