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The worst people alive love coming to MPLS and getting humiliated. They can’t get enough

Lynx beating the hell out of the Fever sure feels good

John K Samson: unraveled like the sleeve of a sweater in a box in the attic where you used to live, John Darnielle: take it out and wear it to the stooooore—

Learned about Max Miller’s existence today and yeah obviously this guy “did it” to an insane degree. Come on

Now That's What I Call Posting

hmm. well, no

Now we’re talkin

Bonus image of two-year-old driving the forklift

Kind of crazy that the federal government is now openly antagonistic to blue states, up to and including troop occupation and resource deprivation. “Someone should look into that”—EH

I’d probably just post this one every day if I ran this account. Cheap heat. Play the hits

My wife’s uncle is a Car Guy (putting it insanely lightly) and he just restored a ‘65 “midnight orchid” Chevelle and it has awakened the demon inside me

Haley Stevens looking at polls deciding she does need to do a different voice. Her next press conference she’s doing the Avery Johnson

There is no “untold suffering” on Bluesky. Any time anyone gets remotely close to suffering on here they do twelve posts about it. The suffering is extremely Told

Me: this is all feeling pretty Pynchonesque My lawyer, Christopher O’Prison: that’s off the record. He didn’t say that

Lmao

Lil Bunny Foofoo walkin through the forest / scoopin these other rappers and boppin em on the head

Gotta recant on this sadly. Instead of discussing the movie or the work itself, odyssey talk quickly just devolved into metacommentary about one review and the responses to that review, which is the most boring, tedious, and Bluesky route possible. time for everyone to shut about it now

every day I read Swan Boy and become madder than I've ever been in my entire life

Guy who thinks the safety nets protecting fans from projectiles at hockey and baseball games are Woke Nonsense