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Looks like Blanche is about to lose patronage. Everything he touches, Todd. Everything. By now you should know that.

Someone over there needs to tell Jeffy's friend: "OK, we'll go with your metaphor. Let's go down that dangerous road after we remove the shocks, brakes, oil, gas and headlights from your vehicle first, pedo pal." Take the damn gloves off with their support system for godsakes!

How in hell can they not just go and check? Seems very straightforward to me. What's realistically keeping them from doing it with this level of scrutiny? C'mon, explain it to me like I'm five.

Let's not forget creep. Can't ignore the strength and intensity of that quality imbued here.

I don't know what got the sycophants still loyal to the Dumpster riled up over the last couple of days on the other platforms but boy do they have a sudden surge of confidence and a flood of memes aimed at their usual targets. The cult doesn't sound upset as much as a renewed sense of harassment.

They went full-on Charlie Sheen with this? Next: introducing a mandatory testosterone-laced daily protein shake for the troops called "tiger blood".

Oooooh. So NOW you want to work. How is Utah not embarrassed by this creepazoid?

It took a week for Lindsey Graham to be forgotten. Haven't been this proud of my country in a while. Good job, folks.

"No contact with the outside world" somehow doesn't include tweets?

Yep, that's it. Spot on.

Science! Good science! Weird, but good science!

'Meritocracy', Pete? As in "What about being a weekend TV host merits being put in charge of the Department of Defence?

I think if your representatives are required to live in the districts they claim to represent, this should also apply to the data center owners. It's not a stretch.

Feels this way, doesn't it? Happy Wednesday. Go get you some new comics.

Gotta admit, I love the "I can't arrest him but you know who can?" move out of Mamdani.

Tariffs again? Seriously, take the remote away from Grandpa. But they won't because it's Grandpa Caligula.

I'd say it's time for Madge to find an animal sidekick, acquire a theatrically conspicuous vehicle and start a detective agency.

You just wait- when the backlash and jokes come from him sticking his face on that gold coin he will try to get rid of $1 bills.

I'm losing track: are the republicans losing one of theirs every month or are they on a three-week schedule?