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If I won the lottery I would hire an interior designer and just say “Columbo murderer” while waving my hand around my home office.

TikTok has incredible moderation team. Our InfoWars video about Multiple Horse Theory — the idea that there are many horses in the world and not just one — has been fully deemed misinformation and lost the formal appeals process. Confirmed by Larry Ellison: There is only one horse on Earth.

i cant pretend anymore smash burgers arnt real theyre just burgers weve been eating burgers the whole time everybody

This — ALL of this — is because of vertical video. I tried to warn you. I tried to warn everyone.

“I was so inspired I wrote a prompt.” Hear that silence?

Intellectually I know that The Hague is a real place and things other than The International Criminal Court exist there. I was still not prepared to read the sentence: “Shrek Rave Is Coming To The Hague!”