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"The real question is whether governments are willing to make capitalism work for everyone" is definitely something Marx would have said.... for me to poop on!

it's weird when you go to make a reply on a post and you see there's one reply already but then you can't see the reply, and that means that a ghost made the reply. An ugly stupid ghost who smells bad

What's the longest, as an adult, you've ever been naked

no matter your team it’s disrespectful to joke about someone being out for the season. don’t say harrison bader was in a scooter accident where he was drinking and he drove his scooter onto the back of a fire truck and the fire truck rolled over his injured foot. don’t say stuff like that

i think it would be cool to eat spiderman, to ingest his body. I',m not saying he should be killed, but he should will his body to me so that i can consume his flesh.

Super Marlo

i don't know what it is but there's something aboyut every single thing that beuys did that makes me irrationally annoyed. in general you would expect him to be right up my alley, but nope. get fucked beuys! for no reason!

i saw bigfoot on reddit. i was exploring abandoned subreddits and there he was in r/policewives, bigfooting around. his username was Indigo-Match7637 but I could tell it was him

95% of the time ifyou see a post from me, it's the second time ive posted it because the first time, i made a dumb typo and the second time i didn't give a shit that i mede a dumb typo

when i'm in charge of the u s of a, i'm going to do things a little bit different, you can count on that *gets elected and does everything just like trump, but in heels*

I have defeated the evil toilet. I will not be explaining this further.

class structure is insanely real

if you're like me, you picked up some brain worms years ago, and they say things like "surely the head of a major company can't actually be the dumbest person in the entire company, right? surely?" and all I can say is those brain worms need to SHUT UP

Press F to pat the coffin exactly two times, which is a perverse number of pats that indicates that you don't know who is in the coffin.