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I will have a release for Bandcamp Friday so help me god I will manifest something

i am so very afraid of villains

*me, inviting beautiful women over to my house* hello beautiful women. welcome to my house. would you like to play super monkey ball?

the world is full of yummy treats and sweets to eat........ yay!!

i don't understand anything that is why i am five years old

i am so bored. *eats batteries* i am now so full of electrolytes

crushes you to death with my big floppy paws

as an ex Mormon I've found myself to be much more sheltered than I thought I was. I know so much about LDS history but if you ask me about some point in actual real world history I'm just gonna be like ??? because I grew up learning about the war of nephites and lamanites not real wars that happened

one day alice started to have a breakdown about something while she was naked. she went into the corner and started crying. i was sitting across from her and stopped my own crying and i was like "dude you look cool as FUCK" and took this image. we don't remember what we were upset about

the new album is completely different from the entire discography. it's a night and day contrast to wrrrrrrr this one is significantly more emo shoegaze there are like 2 pop punk songs on the record but the rest is all much slower

new enter star wolf music coming within a few days... prepare your butt ... prepare your cheeks.. but most importantly.. prepare your butt cheeks.. >:3

I have a date on Sunday and my wife keeps flipping through normalsville reenacting all the panels of harrod in the cuck hoodie. she is also trying to convince me that her own cuck hoodie is a good idea by striking hypothetical poses in said imaginary cuck hoodie

I was very happy and I didn't know what to do with myself . I have a good wife and I don't know what I'd do without her :)

did not take my meds for one day there is screaming in my head I am so sexy and so scared

I am almost done with enter star wolf lp3 it should be out in a few weeks

whenever I play Isabelle in Smash I like to walk around the stage chanting "I'm a little girl! I'm a little girl!"

i live in a world where i say "hello what can i do for you today?" and "would you like a receipt?" far more than i get to tell my friends, wife, and family that i love them. i think it is absolutely fucked that this small facet of capitalism and retail work is supposed to be normal

if you think your kinks are cool i once met a guy whos biggest fetish was mormons. he could only get it off to mormons. that one is awesome

i don't really understand the obsession with posting about sex, to be honest. it's like, i get it. you fuck. you fuck big beautiful women. big huge beautiful women. big huge beautiful women who can really put away seven beautiful burgers... ough,,,

god bless america. but most importantly, god bless big women who eat a lot, and can really put down a burger or seven on the fourth of July. ough,, *blushes*