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Definitely going to be checking my voter registration before the midterms

kid needed a lozenge

Ironically, Hunter is the only one that would pass the drug screening.

A day off from the nightmares? In THIS economy?

We should do Hegseth too just for the lols since that guy would probably crash out over people thinking he's Catholic.

I've been (half) joking that Vance should be excommunicated for the last year and change, so that would maybe be the funniest thing ever to me. These people are straight up heretical in their weaponization of scripture. It's pretty obvious, even as a non-Bible knower person.

We should all get one freebie per decade. Make it a constitutional amendment.

...What kinda bear we talkin' here

Idk, something tells me this car might... Suck 😎

I know when I smoke too much "hand of god" I'm also pulled to Waffle House via mysterious forces. Sometimes it's Taco Bell.

I thought the OG trilogy release was an April Fools joke until I saw they all had DRM, which confirmed that it was an even more cruel prank.

I'm surprised Mike has even heard there's supposed to be a vote.

I would not only die for Iggy, I would KILL for him.

If we extrapolated that same logic to mass shootings, cis white males would be going to the same concentration camps for owning a firearm.

Dear god the robots are almost able to put out as many podcasts a day as you can.

Y'all got the wrong thumbnail on Spotify FYI

CAPCOM! RELEASE THE ORIGINAL RESIDENT EVILS ON STEAM AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!

Streamers are the live action remakes of podcasters anyway

Hear me out; we all stay home in 2028 and see how things go without a president

A revolver is a great home defense firearm because you can look at the front of the cylinder and immediately confirm that it's loaded. Just have to pull the trigger back a little to make sure there's one in the middle and last chambers.