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They’re gonna get themselves through this. We, on the other hand, will be reduced to dust by their words alone.

bought candy at the pool for a 13yo and she tried to give me cash. i was like nahh it's nbd, and she goes "girl i have seen your car." 13yo girls remain undefeated. you think you're talking to a child but you're actually talking to whatever gods used to send to punish mortals for their hubris

I saw a purple car once as a kid and it became a core memory for me. I was sitting in the rear-facing back seat of the station wagon, and could see it longer than the people facing forward.

Also, the people who want the age verification and the people who actually do the age verification are not the same people. Tech companies are doing the minimum required to comply with the law, cause they don’t actually want to lose users. And they can track you just fine without ID.

Agree about the snout, both that it looks sus and I’m not 100% sure it changes. Either way, though, I find it very hard to believe a dog doesn’t recognize his human until he sniffs his own collar. That’s just not how dogs work.

I know why they need to make AI videos. So regular people who cannot discern reality will get used to it and comply with all the AI BS. Plus it will make things easier for them greedy bastards to install all the AI data centers in our backyard.

To this day, I prefer Wendy’s to Macdonald’s, although I’ll still go to the latter if there’s a Happy Meal toy I want. My reasons are: 1. My dad raised me that way. 2. Frosties are a superior food item. 3. I like red more than yellow. I think all of these are valid ways to chose what to eat.

Wait, he blended live mice??? How have I not heard that one. Anyway, cruelty to animals is one of the biggest predictors of sociopathy and severe antisocial behavior. Blending live mice is some serial killer level shit.

Buying a book, used or otherwise, does not actually give you the right to reproduce the text, which is what this process involves.

Ok. It’s still in the formatting menu.

If I’m buying a single share for the explicit purpose of obtaining and defacing a certificate, I’m not worried about selling it later.

Also, for Mother’s Day my mom DoorDashed my grandma stuff from McDonalds, and she’s still talking about it months later. Let people enjoy stuff.

Then McDonalds came out with Teenie Beanies, and the game was up. Anyway, though, my dad was a serious foodie, and my family had money. He took me to some pretty high end restaurants when I was quite young, and bought me a very expensive PB&J at the Plaza Hotel, but we still ate at Wendy’s too 🤷‍♀️

Unless the food is from Wendy’s, in which case it’s just fast food partisanship. When I was little, my dad convinced me that McDonalds wouldn’t let me get a burger with just tomato on it, and I’m like 95% certain that was actually just cause he liked Wendy’s better, and honestly, I respect that.

The twp brain cells are fighting for third place.

Despite her earlier outrage that I went to bed a whole 15 minutes late, Jujube is showing no interest in actually going to sleep. 😒

The stock certificates even have Pixar characters on them. He got them framed. I think my mom still has them up.

Idk. I know my dad got them for us from Pixar when he worked there, but that was like 20 years ago.

Well I thought my new dog, Ollie, was blind. Took him to the vet this morning. He has nuclear sclerosis but is able to see fine, he is, and I quote from the vet, “just extremely unintelligent.” 💀

It’s in the “format” menu. Lots of things that are considered formatting can work across apps. Many of them even do.