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I guess it’s my turn to remind everyone that the time you have together with the people you hold dear is finite, and ever fleeting.

On September 5th, Luigi’s gonna hit the jackpot This’ll be the first Max% showcase from the LM community in over 2 years, and only the second ever that I’m aware of. Supremely rare run to see in a marathon

My job interview got cancelled yesterday, which is their loss, because I absolutely slayed in the dress I picked out

So Mario Kart Wii has the notable feature of archiving the active Mii profile, name and all, every time you save new ghost data Guess who just spent the last 3 hours methodically scrubbing their deadname from the records by setting new records on every course WITH TILT CONTROLS

I had my first technical interview after 6 months of unemployment and the first words out of the guy’s mouth are “how closely do you follow Andrej Karpathy” FUCK

What a stacked lineup

I want a refund on 2026. Profoundly terrible year. It is unfathomable how frequently new bad shit has managed to ambush us for the past few months. It feels like plugging holes in a failing dam.

Every time I open Instagram they try to get me to pay money to boost my posts, but instead of mixing it up, it’s always this one and it feels like I’m getting targeted ads about my own cat

This year has just been a series of unavoidable setbacks of escalating severity I’m so tired of receiving bad news and I just want to breathe again without worrying about crying on every exhale

Just got passed on the highway by a basic-ass early 2000s Chevy Silverado with a registered antique vehicle license plate 💀

Today, the Luigi’s Mansion speedrunning community is hosting a Live Time Attack event, and we’ve still got 5 more hours before it’s over! Featuring the talents of Jovin, Pablo, Red, MegaLightning, Splazer, Kaii, and Kryisu www.twitch.tv/lmspeedrunning

LMSpeedrunning - TwitchLuigi's Mansion Any% (No OoB) LTAwww.twitch.tv

Look, I’m as excited about my bottom surgery anniversary as anyone, but the fireworks are a bit much

I... I think this is a world record Luigi's Mansion PAL Max% is hard, y'all

Called my dad for Father’s Day to ask him what he’s been up to recently & nothing could’ve prepared me for the “I went saltwater fishing with three lesbians last week” story

My wife is playing PAL Luigi’s Mansion for the first time RIGHT NOW www.twitch.tv/elite_spud

Elite_Spud - TwitchWife% (No OoB) [PAL]www.twitch.tv