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Spending a Saturday night alone is a lot less lonely when you've got Scully and Mulder to pass the time with

Saw a bat in the parking lot tonight, kind of rare around here.

Matt Berry as Bat in What We Do in the ShadowsALT: Matt Berry as Bat in What We Do in the Shadowsstatic.klipy.com

"🤷‍♂️ I guess somebody did another oopsie. Welp, onto talking about reflecting pools and people paying for my tweets. Moving on." Accountability needs to be swift, and it needs to be comprehensive. Anything less and atrocities like this entire war will only happen more often in the future. /1

"Brat fashion" Yes yes, German sausages are delicious but I wouldn't base an outfit off them

I don't think the word cowardice is used enough anymore. It's a concept that modern society seems to have deprioritized, but if there's a better word to describe this, I don't have it.

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I fucking die every time I see one of these 😂😂 QAPLA!!

“Decisive” There is nothing decisive about a 2 week air campaign. Just more pain and damage, but quite tolerable for a regime you convinced you wanted to end existentially. These morons.

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Besides a good knife, these oversized stainless steel chopsticks are the best and most useful cooking investment I’ve made in years

Ooh just got to the episode where baby Ryan Reynolds gets murdered immediately. Forgot how good this ep is. Showing Scully and Mulder gradually getting on each others nerves more and more, showing annoyance, snapping, very out of character for them (so to speak) but perfectly done in the episode

“He’s hung like a club-tailed dragonfly” (complimentary) X-Files re-watch continues-

Not sure I 100% subscribe to this but it's definitely a strong contributing factor

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If there's one universal thing about everything Elon Musk touches, it's a complete lack of regard for externalities

Drifting SpaceX rocket heading for accidental collision with moonScientists and sky gazers will watch intently as rocket’s upper stage slams into lunar surface on Wednesdaywww.theguardian.com

Obviously a bit opaque, but I wonder what kind of missile production capacity increases North Korea has made these past few years since they've been providing Russia with men and material. I assume that Putin's rubles have funded a couple more Iskander factories, but have no way of knowing.

"This is a woman who, in chronological order, married Husband 1, had twins with Husband 3, divorced Husband 1, married Husband 2, divorced Husband 2, married Husband 3, divorced husband 3, and then remarried Husband 2. (Just like Jesus wanted.)" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kim Davis still owes $565,000. A new lawsuit says she hid her inheritance to avoid paying it.The former Kentucky clerk allegedly transferred her share of $400,000 in property to relatives—then denied under oath that she had done sowww.friendlyatheist.com

Downplay a book or movie: Star Trek II: The Disappointment of Khan

Yeah...be sure to apologize...the UK...that bastion of trans rights. How dare you accuse them of diminishing people's rights...

There's a tone that some people have when they say "mental health day" it's as if they're saying "aww you're going to the spa and getting your nails done" as opposed to "When these symptoms hit I am less able to function than someone with a very serious (but visible) physical ailment."