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Someone randomly liked this post from two years ago and just in case anyone was wondering: No, I've still not activated Windows.

[Chanting]: Sicko books. Sicko books.

Hoh boy! WotC are doing a new Dark Sun release? A bunch of local TTRPG clubs are gonna have to brush up on their safety tools REAL FAST.

Real “why am I like this” moment when @aptshadow.bsky.social and @minahoneybat.bsky.social on stream. Me: asks a question about narrative design. Mina+Adrian: Cool, insightful, intelligent responses. -Half heartbeat pause.- Me: “Aye… that’s the good shit.” Just tanking the average IQ over here.

If you see me at GenCon, pause and nod knowingly, as I'm clearly projecting my force ghost across the Atlantic just so you know that the force will be with you, always.

This druid shit is getting out of hand. Left our Tuesday night TTRPG sesh to find a fledgling pigeon fast asleep on my car. It was so unbothered by us that it would… not… move. Even starting and moving the car? Zero fucks. Only got it to move when we offered it a walking stick to perch on. Unreal.

I'll be host for this one, so hey! If you want to see me ask very dumb questions to two incredibly intelligent Humans, that's another reason to come along.

Someone should commission a shot-by-shot remake of 1917, where a well-meaning ally has to run across the entire internet, from one social media site to the other, dodging muted terms like bombs, just to tell their friendly local minorities that some random celebrity said a slur about them.

1917 ExplosionAlt: Scene from the movie 1917. A lone messager runs through an ongoing warstatic.klipy.com

Remember, gang. You don’t NEED to repost the unhinged ramblings of the world’s top racists/homophobes/transphobes. I get wanting to position yourself in opposition to them, but at a certain point it’s like dragging the village bigot into your friend’s living room to cry ‘look at the state of them!’

Dafuq. A freak gust of wind just blew a bunch of poppy petals through the office window and swirled them about above my desk. Am I finally unlocking my druidic powers? Have I undergone an unexpected magical girl transformation? Is nature telling me that I should do some opium?

Played a day of Coriolis: The Great Dark yesterday, but I’m not 100% sure that our choice of player marker sold the vibe of delving beneath the surface of a crumbling asteroid in search of cosmic horrors…

Me: "Listen, I don't make the rules." Robyn: "You literally write rules for a living." Me: "...Listen here, you little shit."

“If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the angry dome.”

Futurama Professor Farnsworth RantALT: Futurama Professor Farnsworth Rantstatic.klipy.com

Stress testing my socialist mindset today. The council have finally broke ground on the primary school that the community have fought years for.🥳 But it's being built right across the road and-BEEP BEEP BEEP BRRRRRRRR DAKADAKADAKADAKA CLANK CLANK CLANK. I can feel the vibrations through my seat.🫠

This is the fun Easter egg in Ways and Means I’ve been teasing folk about all year! It’s not even edge printing, so hey! If you’re an indy dev on a budget, know you can still do cool shit with patterns/messages that only show up when the pages are splayed for free.

Just learned about Crinoid fossils in the morning meeting and, gang, if I walked into a cave and saw this shit on the wall, I'd turn around and walk right out. No thanks. You can't fool me. That's aliens. The wall is gonna come alive and eat me. I'll be on the boat, thankyouverymuch.

I think my greatest contribution to the RRD lexicon is making 'shoogle' commonplace. Started off with confusion when I described 'shoogling' stuff. Now everyone just chucks out 'we're going to shoogle the timeline a bit' like it's nothing. Incepting Scots into chat is a tiny form of rebellion.

Back from watching the Odyssey and for a movie where stringing a bow is a huge plot point, I’m pretty sure nobody in the movie had ever strung a real bow before. My internal voice: “What are you doing? It’s a recurve. USE YOUR LEGS! Okay dunno how you managed that but-DON’T BLOODY DRY-FIRE IT!”

I watch a lot of horror at the cinema, so audience gasps/screams are pretty normal experiences for me. But the FUNNIEST was watching Attack of the Clones in America. When Yoda pulled out his tiny lightsaber, a dude leapt up and full-belly roared ‘YES! FUCK HIM UP, LITTLE MAN!’