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i wonder if there's a middle ground between "nazis run amok" and "aggrieved, former gifted and/or theater kids who don't understand the concept of jokes"

saw a woman in the city today with dirty blonde hair and an "i hate my rich father" vibe, walking a borzoi that was stepping daintily bc it had little shoes on its feet to protect them from the heat

a pervert, dirtbag ghost haunts the cast of saved by the bell, and after screech died, it went into slater

wenn ich hier in die politik ginge würden meine plakaten unangemessen sexy sein

working on a unified theory that establishes a fundamental linkage between a predilection for consumer experiences which soothe, distract, and misdirect human ambition, and a tendency toward reactionary politics

aside from the thing with the nyt, i do not respect ppl who play wordle. there are countless ways to stimulate your brain but that also foster creation and social contact you could put your spare cognitve capacity into. to squander it in this contrived, solitary way bespeaks a lack of imagination

it always tickles me when i see a little boutique in the city that sells handbags or hats or whatever and it's only open for like 4 hours on friday and saturday. just telling everyone, straight-up, "my rich dad/husband finances this little hobby for me to keep me placid"

i hate transphobic Democrats so much. this second sentence is a placeholder for things that are unwise to post

it's become a normal thing now for me to silently recite "we will have socialism or barbarism" to myself just seeing the shit i do as i live my daily life

if they introduced UBI our city streets would be filled with roving, costumed gangs, a la the warriors (1979), not out of grim necessity but just because that would be a cool way to pass the time

i don't get fussed about "10 years ago the nba pulled the all star game out of north carolina over a bathroom ban and now we're here" we were always going to be here. you're not going to challenge fundamental assumptions about gender without making powerful ppl very, very mad. they love their gender

tech ruined computer world, but outside world is still pure. they're chapped about that though, so are inventing dork glasses that will bring computer world into outside world

lrt: when i had to stay in hospital an extra week after bottom surgery in february bc my urethra was still too swollen my first thought was "this sucks" and my second thought was "another week off work hell yes"

i didn't transition to spite anyone but i am happy it makes so many ppl mad it's a nice little side benefit

always cracks me up when i see an adult playing a game against a kid and they don't throttle down at all they just go all out and completely wreck the kid's shit

the obvious solution to the diarrhea lettuce problem is to start deep-frying it

took a long walk out in neukölln and think i'm having one of those days today where i'm hovering in and out of clockiness constantly

dream diary: many disparate things, only two images remain in memory. 1) wandering around a large, american apartment complex, also going in the apartments and talking to the inhabitants, as though it were normal. 2) feeding a baby little watermelon chunks with a spoon

i think i'm going to be one of those people who dies from having a cardiovascular event while cumming