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It's wet and slippery, whoops. That's four.

It's stuck. I stopped at n=20 to check my work and have lunch and the damn thing just won't budge, even if I put my weight into- BOoM 💥

Does she have the files?

That's like a Jimothy mirror? It seems to remove part of the torso.

Don't you need like $100 bucks?

Posting my bs at lunch, or from the can, like a working person.

That tears it. I'm removing all the Culture Club song from my playlist.

Did you start eating more popcorn?

They said it makes the poop gritty.

Oh... So he might actually have a newsletter we'd all like subscribe to, please 🙏

My favorite dealership experience was I had just gotten back from a quick test drive and hated a car I thought I'd like. You get to just hand the keys back and enjoy the rest of your day doing something else. I saw a couple of squirrels doing it instead of sitting in a showroom.

Reminded me of this The Shining Trailer Parody youtu.be/XIeasQTs6_g?...

PSPGOTY

Shoehorn

Why, do you mean famous celebrity couple WilliangerobiejoeoopsIhadastrokesendhelp🤤

Meta-d'oh

We should start a troop to do Star Trek In The Park, for real.

You need a live opera to get the full effect. AaaAAAAAAaAaAa Aaaaaaaa

That only works on the phone.

It's early; I need coffee. That took me a minute. "Yeah, I didn't pay for frozen water! I want all diet Coke!"