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Purchase links can be found at linktr.ee/effiecalvin 🌈💜

why must heroes go outside and do difficult things or get real smart and solve problems. what if heroes were expected to eat a whole bag of chips in one go. what if that was heroics.

i shall be exploded for my crimes

i should not have to market my books. i should just be able to press a button and i get a billion preorders and then i go to bed.

if I was a bird I'd fly up to the highest spot and yell and yell and yell and yell and yell

Tales of Inthya is a queernormative fantasy series about ladies doing magic and going on adventures and falling in love! You can check out the first two books at linktr.ee/effiecalvin 🌈📚

I apologize for being bad at social media, but you must understand I am bad at a great number of things.

I'm secretly one human being in a trench coat.

Tales of Inthya is a queernormative fantasy setting about ladies doing magic and going on adventures and falling in love! You can check out the first two books at linktr.ee/effiecalvin

Daughter of the Sun will be out on Sept 1st! It's the second book in the Tales of Inthya series, but can be read as a standalone. Preorder links can be found at linktr.ee/effiecalvin! (More links will be added as they go live!)

Ooh preorder links are rolling in already, here's the first! www.amazon.com/Daughter-Sun...

Daughter of the Sun (Tales of Inthya Book 2)Amazon.com: Daughter of the Sun (Tales of Inthya Book 2) eBook : Calvin, Effie: Kindle Storewww.amazon.com

Free advance copy of Daughter of the Sun to whoever can come up with the silliest, most over-the-top dramatic story about why they deserve it most.

In films and shows where an animal dies, they should do a post-credits scene of that animal jumping back up after their "death" and getting treats and praise from the other actors for doing such a good job of playing dead.

Born to make cool lizard keychains out of beads. Forced to answer emails.

today we weeded a 1970s cookbook from the collection. i have such wonders to show you.

Typing "I suck at summaries, just read and review" in the 520 field for every single book in my cataloguing pile

I feel like with being online there's this impossible balance where you have to be real (so people can relate to you) but not too real (people find it unappealing) and no matter how good you are at it, every so often a total stranger will lose their shit at you.

I have a face for radio, a voice for print, and a personality for being sealed away in a tomb for five thousand years.

I don't tell anyone IRL that I write unless I trust them deeply and have known them for a long time, because I have found that people become really strange and creepy about it. It's like you stop becoming a person to them and start becoming a product. IDK if I'm explaining it clearly.