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It generated some solid memes for sure.

finally

Anyways, if this administration is willing to lie about war casualty counts and pathogen outbreaks, I feel pretty confident they’ll be lying about inflation and job numbers this Fall.

We have always been at war with fresh produce.

Isn't he the guy we couldn't tell if he was clever satire or a moron?

freedom’s just another word for nothing left to poop

Not shitting yourself is communism.

I’m voting so we can have lettuce again.

The entire first season I couldn't believe how great that show was. The whole time. And hoo boy did subsequent seasons disappoint.

Just now noticing they're not even citing a specific physician, just the "office". Whoever serves in that office should lose their license once this jig is up.

Maybe on a blackberry?

Everyone: "Great, can any one single independent person who does not work with him spend fifteen seconds in his presence?" Mitch McConnell's Team: "No."

Just made my mortgage provider real mad when I explained to them that their overly frequent marketing calls condition me to ignore calls from their bank, which also conditions me to ignore a legitimate call from their bank when there is actual fraud.

sorry your tax money is only going towards the further funding of billionaires and also terrorizing people because doing things for the common good is socialism www.nytimes.com/2026/07/27/u...

It is kind wild how Trump is utterly powerless and so easily defeated by any Democratic President, ever.

that can't be good

I was just thinking about how it's been weeks since I've had iceberg fucking lettuce.

I wonder if Iran has cyclospora or measles outbreaks. Also, what condition is their reflecting pool in?

lot of that going around

I feel like that’s the unavoidable conclusion and it’s really really bad.