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When you give inflated ego cowards guns...

Physicist: "There's good news and bad news. The good news is I've figured a solution to your problem. The bad news is that it only works for spherical bastards in a vacuum."

Gets a 'wellness check in' dang near every day Can't figure out if Mitch McConnell hasn't 'turned turtle' permanently What a time to be alive, no?

What would he be doing? Screaming about it so loudly he'd rupture his vocal cords and spray paint the walls of his office in blood

Sepulchral voice: "Go toward the light..." The light: "Oh, hell, no... Go toward 'the heat' asshole"

What I want to know is, when he was talking directly to "My president" <snicker> was 'his' president awake and aware??

So Lindsey is a pedophile in heaven? Right idea, wrong afterlife

Mitchie-poo would fight for little spoon

Can't take credit, but here he is in all his 'glory'

Aaaaaand, that's how you knock 'em all down You didn't see those

Sometimes when the reset button doesn't work you have to pop the batteries out for a few minutes

His high school military education in re: ducking assignments certainly prepared him for being a draft dodger, though A+ on that homework

"Because I *can* live with it"

Don't forget the 83MM + interest he still owes her With appropriate apologies: He's a welsher

A strongly worded letter, huh... might as well say: Stop!! Stop, I say!! If you don't, you'll force me to say 'stop' again!!

"Speak or resign" What if he can't do either? Dead men tell no tales, after all

Oh, Andi, you sweet, sweet summer child...

Just think... If they'd had any warning at all of Lyndsey Graham dropping dead MAGAt would have TWO dead dudes in Congress